He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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