So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
God I need to hump something, right now.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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