I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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