she was so not down for the gang bang
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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