After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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