I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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