Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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