would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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