I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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