Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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