I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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