I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
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