Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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