He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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