Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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