She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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