You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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