I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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