Will you blow on my dice?
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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