You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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