I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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