i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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