I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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