ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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