I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
