How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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