So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I just found puke in my bra..
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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