I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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