what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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