I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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