He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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