I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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