There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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