uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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