Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
