in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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