Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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