talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Randomize
