That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Let's paint friendship bongs
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize
