You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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