THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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