1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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