4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Randomize
