you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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