his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she peed on how many people?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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