my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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