you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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