Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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