Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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