D3 body, D1 cock
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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