oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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