Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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